Nose

It seems there’s a mountain
Blocking my view,
And all I can think of is eating some stew.
I can’t see very well,
But boy I can smell,
So eating is all that I do.

Monster Bus

The monster bus came for us.
I didn’t want to ride.
But Mama said I’d be okay,
And Mama’s never lied.
So I got on reluctantly
And sat down in the middle.
And the monster boy in front of me
Began to play his fiddle.

Don’t Ever Tie your Pet Giraffe to the Telephone Pole Downtown

If you have a pet giraffe, you might want to take her for a walk.
I can see you might want to stretch her legs, or have a nice long talk.
You might want to take her to the store to buy her a plant to eat.
Or to show her off to all your friends, cause a giraffe is pretty neat.
When you get down to the store, you might want to tie her up outside.
Cause should you take her in with you, the clerk just might be mortified.
I understand you might think to tie her up, I see.
But if you hitch your giraffe at all, try to find a tree.
Find one very high in the sky, rather than low to the ground.
But never ever tie your giraffe to the telephone pole downtown.